Beer Cocktails and Shandys

There are a variety of beer cocktails existent in the world, from the Guinness and Blackcurrant served in pubs in Ireland to the Michelada of Mexico. A whole new wave of beer cocktails has been developed in recent years. Many of these may prove to be fads, but currently beer cocktails are being developed by many bartenders across the country.

First, let’s get some definitions straight. A beer that is mixed with liquor is a beer cocktail. A drink that consists of beer that is mixed with other non-liquor mixers is technically referred to as a shandy. Let’s start with a list of common beer cocktails that are served today:

Irish Car Bomb – This was probably the first beer cocktail I had ever heard of. The Irish Car Bomb is the classic mixture of Guinness and a shot that consists of either Irish Whiskey, Irish Cream, or a combination of both that is dropped into the pint of Guinness.

Boilermaker – This is more of a drink combo, but one that is often enough ordered that it is considered a type of drink. Boilermakers usually are beers served with a shot of whiskey, vodka, or tequila.

Sake Bomb – This is a beer drink in which a shot of Sake is poured into a pint of beer.

There are a lot of beer and beer combinations that border the line between shandy and beer cocktail. These are sometimes called blended beers.

Black and Tan – a blend of stout or porter with a lighter amber or brown ale (Guinness and Newcastle being the most common blend, in my experience).

Snakebite – an equal part mix of beer and cider.

Diesel or Snakebite and Black, a relative of the snakebite, which is a half pint of beer mixed with a half-pint of cider and then topped off with a dash of blackcurrant cordial.

Shandy – Beer that is mixed with some sort of lemonade or lemon flavored soda.

Shandys are often very sweet, and the type of citrus mixers vary slightly from country to country. For example, a shandy in the UK is mixed with carbonated lemonade, and in Australia, is mixed with citrus-flavored soda, like lemon-lime or 7-UP. This is what such sodas are called in Australia, while lemonade as Untied Staters think of it is called Lemon Squash.

Shandygaff – mixture of beer and ginger ale or ginger beer, coming again from the UK.

The Brass Monkey is one United States beer cocktail that gained some amount of fame from the Beastie Boys song named after it.

Brass Monkey – made by drinking the top off of a fo-tee (40 oz. Malt Liquor), and then filling that with orange juice. This drink could be referred to as the Po’ Man’s Mimosa, or Ghetto Mimosa.

One of the most famous beer cocktails in all the world is the Michelada. I am most familiar with the Micheladas made in Southern and Eastern Mexico, although the drink is made in most Latin-Speaking countries. Like the Shandy, the recipe varies from port to port.

Michelada – Beer, clamato, lime juice, salt, Worcestershire, and hot sauce, chile powder, or peppers.

The drink can end up tasting a lot like a bloody mary, but made with beer instead of vodka. This drink should always be made fresh. Although there are many commercially-produced micheladas these days, they pale in comparison to the flavors and customability of a freshly made michelada. Country by country, there are versions of this drink that also enter into the mix Fanta or other orange sodas, making those micheladas similar in a way to the shandy with its mix of citrus flavors.

Other interesting beer cocktails

Lychela – half a pint of Mexican beer mixed with 6 oz lychee juice, a whole lychee, and 1 oz lime juice with salt on the rim. Truly a taste sensation!

Fruit Stripes – Boulevard Tank 7, Rogers and Winters Apricot, lemon juice, and simple syrup to produce a complicated and sweet beverage.

Beer Fashioned – a play on the old fashioned, but with Avery White Rascal, Bulleit Rye, and orange juice.

Zeus’ Brother – a powerful beer cocktail that includes Great Divide’s Hades Ale, Broker’s gin, Pimms, lavender simple syrup, and lemon juice.

Hop-a-rita or IPA-a-rita – this drink blends a shot of reposado tequila with half a pint of IPA or Pale Ale, an ounce of lime juice, ice, and agave nectar to taste.

Bee Sting – Concoct this beer-cocktail version of the classic Screwdriver by mixing dark beer with orange juice.

Summer Ale – Mix frozen pink lemonade from concentrate with water, vodka, and beer. Serve over ice with a lemon or lime wedge. Pump up the flavor by using lime-infused beer and lemon-infused vodka.

Of course there are many more kinds of beer cocktail in the world, but really there are too many to go over here, such as the Refajo of Colombia, Panache of France, or the Tango of Belgium. Ultimately, the course of experimentation will guide the field of beer cocktails to great heights of flavor, I am assured.

The Perfect Gift For Retirement

Retired Man Drinking Pint
If you’re heading to a retirement party in the near future, you may be at a loss for what to buy as a gift for the retiree.  Often people that reach retirement age have most of what they want, or are very particular about what they like and don’t like.

So, if you don’t want to get a gift certificate to a local restaurant because you’re at a loss for something more personal, and if the person who is retiring is someone who enjoys drinking beer, why not consider getting them the rather unique gift of a full sized or portable keg dispenser?

Why a portable kegerator or beer cooler, you might ask?  What is your retired friend going to do with that?  Well, it’s simple.  Many people who are retired love to spend their time traveling and going around doing all the things they might never have had the time to do while they were working the 9 – 5 grind.  Once retired, they are free to pick themselves up to go wherever the wind may take them.  If the person enjoys activities such as tailgating at sporting events, enjoying a picnic or fishing by the lake, or one of many other outdoor activities that can’t take place right in their own backyard, then they may enjoy having a portable kegerator or a portable beer cooler with them so they can take a bit of their favorite beverage along wherever they are headed.

What’s the difference between a portable kegerator and a portable beer cooler, and how would I know which one to buy? , you might ask.  Well, of course, you first want to make sure the person likes beer before you buy them a gift like either one of them, or you’ll be wasting your money.  But, if they do, then deciding between the two appliances is simple – it’s the difference between having draft beer or drinking beer from cans or bottles.

Portable kegerators provide the option of putting a small mini keg of beer inside which is kept cold and can be dispensed right from the tap, wherever you may be.  This is a rather unique option that the person wouldn’t otherwise have.  Portable beer coolers, on the other hand, are coolers that can be plugged into a car or truck to provide cooling space for cans or bottles of beer.  They are similar to other types of coolers, except that if you are traveling somewhere far, you can actually keep the inside of the cooler cold for long periods of time because it is plugged into an energy source.

The nice thing about buying any type of portable beer dispenser for someone who is about to retire (assuming they like beer) is that it gives them the flexibility to take the beer with them wherever they want to go.  If they like to travel or go camping, they can bring along some cold beer for the trip.  If they like to spend the day on the beach or by a lake, there’s still cold beer to be had.  If their preference is simply to go spend the afternoon visiting with other retired friends, they can bring along some beer to add to a relaxing afternoon or evening.  No matter where the person may want to spend their time, they can bring along beer that will stay good and cold, so they can enjoy drinking it while savoring time with friends and favorite activities.

So, instead of getting stuck for a gift idea next time you know of someone having a retirement party, find out if they like drinking beer, and if so, consider the fun and flexibility that you can offer by giving them the gift of a portable kegerator or portable beer cooler.  Even if these small appliances cost more than you’d like to spend, they are the perfect type of gift to split among a few friends or co-workers – and if you wind up with a few extra dollars in the pot, you can even throw in a bit of beer to get their retirement off on the right foot!

Crafting A Unique and Functional Beer Tower

Unique beer taps
Every home bar needs a kegerator.  There are many approaches to obtaining a kegerator, but making it your own requires some imagination and a willingness to apply yourself to the modification of the inner workings of your home draft system.  Designing a unique and functional draft beer tower modification can be as simple as gluing fabric or fur to the draft tower, or as complicated as creating a LED light-up Plexiglas tube.  When my home brewing friends and speakeasy acquaintances ask me what they can to do spice up their home bar, my first answer usually has to do with modifying the draft tower on their home draft system.  I tell them what I will tell you – the only limit is your imagination.

There are many out of the box options for replacing your draft tower.  Some companies offer kits that can add taps to the tower you already have, and others offer a stylish chrome plated alternative to the thicker tower that is stock on most kegerators.  There are also the towers that allow for multiple taps: Single column double, triple, or even quadruple faucets are available, “T” Style, Mushroom style, Column, Elbow, and even Ceramic Draft towers are available commercially.

These draft towers can be good starting points, especially if you are interested in having multiple types of beers available at the same time.  Many of these designs can stand alone to make your draft beer set-up unique while maintaining function, especially if you do not have a well developed theme for your home bar.

If your home bar does have a well-developed theme, you will need to go one step further with your draft tower to ensure that it stands out.  Having a rotating seasonal theme on your home bar adds some added interest. This is where experience with set design and things like Halloween decorations can come in handy.  What follows are a few examples of some of my favorite unique draft beer tower modifications.

The Orcish Mead Hall

One great home bar theme that is very unique is the Orcish Mead Hall.  This room was outfitted with a large variety of weapons on the wall – swords, clubs, axes, and shields.  There were grisly battle standards adorned with fake severed limbs and the tables and stools were made of rough-hewn wood and stumps.  Naturally, a stainless steel draft tower did not fit in with the theme of the bar.  It was a simple modification to make it fit in, however.

The first thing was to make a bar top that obscured view of the kegerator’s main body.  The top from an old dining room table was cut down and a U shaped notch hole was cut and fitted over the kegerator.  The draft tower was removed and disassembled.  A large Styrofoam rock, or “Fake Boulder” was carved to allow the draft tower to fit into it, giving the impression of a natural spring spewing beer, mead, etc.  The tap handle was removed and a cow bone was fitted with the properly threaded bolt to be mounted onto the tap as the new handle.  The end result was very Orcish indeed.

The Boxing Ring

The Boxing Ring is a speakeasy that had a lot of old boxing memorabilia lining the walls.  The tables had reproductions of old boxing posters from the 1800s through 1950s, stories of various boxers, all laminated with resin to make a smooth and easy to clean table top.  The person who built the bar was a real fan of using that plastic resin to encapsulate different objects for artistic purposes.  So what did she do?  She made a resin cast block with gold painted beer lines and golden painted boxing gloves encased inside.  The block looked for all the world like a huge block of ice with boxing gloves and beer lines frozen into place.  The area immediately surrounding the end of the block was molded hollow with enough room to attach the beer faucet, which was screwed into the epoxy resin.

The Workshop

The Workshop was a home bar that was built into a wood and metal working shop.  It was utilitarian and had a unique function as well – the kegerator, when beer wasn’t being dispensed, looked for all the world like a rolling tool chest with other tool boxes stacked on top.  It wasn’t until the top tool box was opened that the beer faucet was revealed!  Perfect for keeping visiting clients and newbies in the dark about the consumption and location of alcoholic beverages in the work site.

The Rolling Crypt

The Rolling Crypt was a parade float that was pulled by a bicycle and resembled a crypt.  This was no ordinary parade float, however.  The rolling Crypt had four soda kegs hidden inside it, and a variety of black and green tentacles dangling from the rear crypt door.  Inside one of these tentacles was a beer spigot dispensing the Dead Horse Ale from within.  While this was not technically a draft beer tower modification, the same principles of construction could certainly be applied to a draft beer tower, especially if your home bar has a gothic motif.  A tombstone draft beer tower would be fairly easy to present – just make sure to stock up on Halloween decorations in the fall.  Also, stone fountain statues may be easily converted into beer fountains – or at least dispensers.

LED Plexiglass Draft Tower

This project works well in a technological or futuristic environment.  The LED draft tower acts as a kind of new wave lava lamp, and can be programmed to strobe, gently cycle through different colors, or maintain one color.  Your local electronics shop can help you with the circuitry, and the Plexiglass and all the tools needed to build the basis of this draft tower can be had at TAP Plastics or a similar retail plastics outlet.

I hope this article has given you all the ideas you need to come up with your own unique draft beer tower modifications.  Remember, there is no shame in using hot glue!